Jack: Did you hear about the new Google ranking change? It’s caused more problems than the Stock Market crashing!
Joe: Its totally insane how much power one small group of people have over the livelihood of so many people. I am so depressed! I thought my 10 thousand auto blogs were going to pay off.
Jack: Content is supposed to be king but my 5,000 pages of awesome content got penalized for some stupid reason. I was thinking of filing an antitrust lawsuit on behalf of all webmasters.
Joe: I am so mad! I can’t believe my dreams have been shattered by some stupid Google executive. They are so greedy and don’t share the love with guys like us.
Jack: Yeah they are just doing it to force people into their pay per click campaigns. They called us and sent us an email asking if they could manage a campaign for us themselves.
Joe: They canceled my pay per click account and said they don’t want my money! Maybe they are being paid off by big brands to kill little guys like us.
Jack: I was thinking that I should buy some automated spamming software because the sites ranking now are pure spammers. Maybe my 5,000 pages just don’t have enough links to them.
Joe: Yeah Google makes little guys into spammers because we can’t compete against big brands that buy millions of links. I thought producing content was going to make us better!
Jack: Ha Ha You are hilarious. Have you heard that Google bought Beat That Quote dot com for like 50 million bucks! I looked at their back links and they are the worst spammers ever.
Joe: Sweet! I guess spamming will work if I just do it more. Too bad I just did stupid stuff like write articles & embed Youtube videos related to what I wrote about. This really sucks!